oh hi doggy
Samantha Kay.
I read, I write, I drink Red Bull and I repeat. I have a love/hate relationship with capital letters. I am a master of the maps. I love avacado. I keep waiting for my typical college experience. These aren't the best years of my life. I only drink water and caffeine. I love my kittens. ee Cummings is my bitch. I read fanfiction in my spare time and it's my favorite thing to do. I love cats. I love salt and vinegar chips. I love coffee, too. The Social Network is my favorite movie. I love teenage dramas. I love wearing fun hats. I love driving. Harry Potter is my childhood, but that doesn't mean I judge you if you don't feel the same. I wish I could take Twizzlers Filled Twists behind the middle school and get them pregnant. I love to bake, but I only will bake for you if I like you. No one ever regretted wearing pants. I'll beat you at Scrabble and Monopoly. My patronus is a moose. I don't cheat at Words with Friends. I'm left handed.
Fandoms include: TSN, ST:XI, HP (specifically the Marauder era). Lots of others, too. Personal blog with a shit ton of reblogs.
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UGH.
I NEED TO POST and I got the urge to read ‘Carry It in My Heart’ AND I CAN’T DO EITHER BECAUSE LIVEJOURNAL IS DOWN.
Don’t they understand that the tsn-a-thon is this week?!
I just heard
some random kid talking in Barnes y Noble about how Andrew is going to make such an awesome Spiderman and I was SO PROUD you guys! Like, irrationally proud.
VOICE MEME TIME Y’ALL!
I hope I did this correctly and that you guys don’t run away screaming from my beautiful voice.
- Your name and username.
- Where you’re from.
- Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
- What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
- What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
- What do you call gym shoes?
- What do you call your grandparents?
- What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
- What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
- Choose a book and read a passage from it.
- Do you think you have an accent?
- Be a wizard or a vampire?
- Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
- End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.
SWAG.
lzpd:
Just sent in for the new shirts!
Taking them on tour with us if all goes according to plan. There will definitely be more either way, so get ready to don the sickest lizard threads ever woven. We will definitely be printing more stickers soon too, so you can swag the fuck out of anything from your trapper keeper to your local museum’s newest Rembrandt original.
Tour schedule update coming soon!
Stay wrecked
-austin.
the jurassic park one is pretty sick.
best sunday
i’ve had in a while and mostly it has consisted of tumblr/watching the social network.
yessssss.
i should lay around and curse the day
that i fell upon your sword
‘cause I’m a poor girl
and your smile is a drug
that I can’t afford anymore
you’re a tongue-tied talker with sleepy eyes
that always gets the last word
you’re not broken
you’re just tired and it shows
when you’re done acting tough
(you only take two and a quarter to get fucked up)
and when you say you’re in love
you just sound like you’re giving up
to say i’ll be alright would be a risky bet
‘cause i’m about as good as i’m going to get
these chains are tight
and the courage that i showed
left a long time ago
just so you know
Yep. One of those nights. Can anyone truly forget their first love? Let’s see.
